Tuesday, October 5, 2010

How To Conserve Water And Power: Richard Alarcon Is A God

Don't let that DWP bill get you down. Help is on the way. At this very moment, City Councilman Richard Alarcon and a video crew from the City's own TV station are preparing an instructional video on how to conserve water and power.

Alarcon is a God when it comes to conservation. You see, as the DWP explained to a grand jury, Alarcon and his family use hardly any water or power:  just enough water for two flushes, without washing your hands; and just enough power for a single 100-watt bulb each day.

I'm guessing he uses hand sanitizer to avoid wasting water on hand-washing, and maybe enjoys a bunch of take-out food rather than wasting electricity on a refrigerator.

Hey, makes you wonder how much water and power he'll use when he's in jail for lying under oath about where he lives, doesn't it?

4 comments:

  1. "when he's in jail for lying"

    LOL, I wish, No one in city government is going to jail, the whole pack of them are liars, besides, do you actually believe a "city" attorney is going to turn on one of their own? No way. L.A. is finished and so is California.

    Our only hope of seeing him and his pals being put behind bars with honest prosecutors(do any exist anywhere?) in other states where they flee when this whole mess begins to collapse.

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  2. Here's some proof for my assertion:

    http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-prosecutorial-misconduct-20101005,0,6016828.story?track=rss

    And that's just scratching the surface, no doubt.

    Hemp is the answer but not by smoking it, it makes the best rope for the necessary executions that need to go down before any of this gets any better.

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  3. Was this the house in the district he represents? The vagrant must not have used so much water & power to alert anyone of his residency in the house. My opinion? He was an Excellent tenant!

    Besides, aren't 2 flushes a day per household or jail cell a good thing for the environment? This must meet the city's conservation efforts and the mayor can give the vagrant and Alarcon a commendation at future AEG/LA Live events. This is a great example for us to follow! jk lol

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  4. Well that is if he lives in a cave. Even if he saves up that much water. He risks his and his family's life by not washing their hands. That's why tons of people are diagnose with salmonella and e.coli.

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