KFC Should Try Selling "Chicken Fried Hamburgers"

Scientists have determined that dieting can lead to daydreaming about food, a phenomenon referred to in the literature as "food porn."  (By "scientists" I mean me, and by "the literature," I mean this essay.)

KFC sells fried chicken, and is always trying new methods to get people to buy their food, like the sandwich where they substituted strips of chicken for strips of bread.

I hereby propose that KFC put some breaded beef patties in those deep fat fryers, and sell the resulting product as "chicken friend hamburgers," in the proud tradition of "chicken fried steak." No bun. Just breaded, fried hamburgers you can eat with your fingers if you want.

How about it, Colonel? I'll be ready to try one in another 10 pounds or so.

With better lighting, this could look good.