A funny thing happened on the way to the "Subway to the Sea." They replaced the "Sea" part with "VA." Now you'll pay over $5 billion for a nice fast trip from downtown to the Veteran's Administration hospital -- which is 3.8 miles away from the ocean.
Perfect. Thank you so very much, Mayor Villaraigosa. Truly brilliant work.
Super journalist Patrick Range McDonald details Villaraigosa's pack of lies in the LA Weekly.
Coming soon: "Bridge Halfway to Catalina."
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If you'd like to know what it will be like for the people riding the Subway to the VA when the "big one" hits, a team of crack geophysicists and engineers produced an instructional movie in 1972, and hired James Brolin and the guy from "Tenafly" -- not "Super Fly" -- to act it out:
And you actually thought you'd forgotten about "Tenafly!" It's your short-term memory that's shot to hell. You'll remember "Tenafly" to your dying day -- you know, when you're in the subway and the "big one" hits.